Pick a video
Or record one right at the rail. No sign-up, no email gate, nothing to read before the first result.
Analysed on your phone
Every measurement runs on the device, so it works in a barn with no bars. You watch it work: a waveform draws in, markers drop where sounds were found.
Hear what it found
A voice you choose reads out each measured fact — and every claim is one tap from the exact second of audio it rests on.
The only app in the category that can say “I couldn’t tell.”
Every other app always produces an answer, because an answer looks like the product working. Neigh is built the other way round: when a recording cannot support a claim, no claim is made — in character. Trust is the luxury.
Four seconds of usable audio in that one. Mostly wind. Try again standing closer.
Twenty seconds observed. Not a peep out of him.
Measured, published, and honestly imperfect.
Every figure was measured on independent recordings that people, not this app, labelled by ear — held out of every tuning decision. Most apps in this category publish no numbers at all, and there is a reason.
Choose who tells you.
Four characters, one rule: a voice changes the wording, never the facts. That rule is enforced in code, and tested.
Plain
One whinny, eight seconds in.
Grumpy
A whinny. Just the one. You made me listen to wind for that.
Cheerful
A whinny! Eight seconds in, clear as a bell.
Deadpan
Whinny. Eight seconds. That is the report.
A phrasebook of real calls.
Horses have a handful of calls, each with a job. Pick one and Neigh plays the real recording — it speaks the horse’s actual calls, never your sentences turned into horse. Each call earns its place the same way: measured against sounds people labelled, and silent until it clears the bar.
Your video never leaves your phone.
No account, no name, no email, no location. The analysis runs entirely on the device — so this is not a promise in a policy, it is the architecture. A clip is uploaded only when you press Share on it and confirm, and the confirmation screen lists exactly what leaves.
Take an honest ear to the barn.
The whole analysis is free — no account, no card. Neigh Plus adds history, horse profiles and sharing for $4.99 a month or $29.99 a year. Never billed weekly, and never a card up front for a trial.